If you make the increasingly poor decision to stay current on American politics, surely you are heavy with the nausea-inducing state of the country. We don’t need… Read more “Episode 27 of Today I Learned – The Know Nothing Party”
Month: March 2019
The Bachelorette – Season 13
I got way too excited when I saw the cast for this season was released. And only four days before the premiere! So much to consider in… Read more “The Bachelorette – Season 13”
“Handsome People With An Ugly Personality are Real-Life Clickbait” (the Best Emo/Hardcore Song Titles)
I was an aggressive member of “the scene” in high school, which means I had an obnoxious opinion on every emo band, especially the ones I never… Read more ““Handsome People With An Ugly Personality are Real-Life Clickbait” (the Best Emo/Hardcore Song Titles)”
Alex Trebek’s Best Moments
Like all closeted nerds, I was devastated after seeing Alex Trebek was diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer. Cancer is a real motherfucker, especially when it’s affecting… Read more “Alex Trebek’s Best Moments”
“Heavy Metal Parking Lot”
In 1986, an intrepid group of local documentarians made a short video about a local Judas Priest concert. Why do you, an underemployed cubicle drone bored at… Read more ““Heavy Metal Parking Lot””
A Ranking of Global Titles and Honorifics
An ordered ranking of titles or honorifics I would like preceding my name. To be clear, I will accept any of them, and the ranking is more… Read more “A Ranking of Global Titles and Honorifics”
Arch Stanton's Ultracrepidarian 