As part of my isolation penance, I have spent my time going through sci-fi classics. Most of them have been more or less as expected – what… Read more “Meditations on the Alien Franchise”
Category: Miscellaneous
The Bachelor – Season 24 Cast with Peter
It’s probably just me, but the break between seasons this year felt like an eternity. Usually, I see the new cast is announced, and my excitement springs… Read more “The Bachelor – Season 24 Cast with Peter”
The Bachelorette – Season 15 Cast
I’m going to be honest – I watched the first episode of Colton’s season and bailed. None of the contestants’ stole my heart quick enough to get… Read more “The Bachelorette – Season 15 Cast”
Game of Thrones Season 8 Character Predictions
I’ve been reading predictions for the last few episodes. Rather than send one or two messages at a time about each character pestering my diehard friends, I’ve… Read more “Game of Thrones Season 8 Character Predictions”
Alex Trebek’s Best Moments
Like all closeted nerds, I was devastated after seeing Alex Trebek was diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer. Cancer is a real motherfucker, especially when it’s affecting… Read more “Alex Trebek’s Best Moments”
“Heavy Metal Parking Lot”
In 1986, an intrepid group of local documentarians made a short video about a local Judas Priest concert. Why do you, an underemployed cubicle drone bored at… Read more ““Heavy Metal Parking Lot””
Teen Vogue Takes on Capitalism
Earlier this week I stumbled across a primer on “capitalism” by the beacon of critical economic journalism, the Wall Street Journal the Economist Teen Vogue! (https://www.teenvogue.com/story/what-capitalism-is) Yes,… Read more “Teen Vogue Takes on Capitalism”
Which Stormy Daniels Films Has Donald Trump Watched?
As you are well aware, El Presidente’s latest scandal involves his putting his Cheeto-dusted penis where it doesn’t belong a la Bill Clinton, our substitute-teacher President. Like… Read more “Which Stormy Daniels Films Has Donald Trump Watched?”
Spite Houses
You’ve heard stories about neighbors who have worn on each others’ nerves about whatever it is homeowners get mad at each other about – I’ll never know… Read more “Spite Houses”
Seventies’ Hairstyles: A Fictional History
I’m not even going to pretend I have a premise for this beyond I wanted you to look at these resplendent haircuts and an excuse to gush… Read more “Seventies’ Hairstyles: A Fictional History”
Arch Stanton's Ultracrepidarian 