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The Bachelor – Season 25 Cast with Matt James

I had missed the last iteration of this post with Clare and Tayshia, as the producers posted pictures but no bios and then scrapped the season due… Read more “The Bachelor – Season 25 Cast with Matt James”

In a season seven double-episode of “Seinfeld,” Kramer and Newman try to capitalize on the 10-cent per can deposit in Michigan. Most places offer only 5-cents per… Read more “The Bottle Deposit Dilemma: A Cost-Benefit Analysis”

Many of these posts about things I learned tend to involve hilarious instances of morons being shitty or an addendum to a historical age that illustrates that… Read more “Episode 30 of Today I Learned – Robert Smalls”

I recently returned from a pleasant vacation in Charleston, SC. In between stuffing myself with rich seafood and living like I was a king unawares that his… Read more “Episode 29 of Today I Learned – Confederados”

I got way too excited when I saw the cast for this season was released. And only four days before the premiere! So much to consider in… Read more “The Bachelorette – Season 13”

I was an aggressive member of “the scene” in high school, which means I had an obnoxious opinion on every emo band, especially the ones I never… Read more ““Handsome People With An Ugly Personality are Real-Life Clickbait” (the Best Emo/Hardcore Song Titles)”