If you actually pay attention, you will notice most rock frontmen can’t dance to save their asses, which is wild since the whole point of rock is… Read more “Rock Frontmen and Dancing: An Investigation”
Game of Thrones Season 8 Character Predictions
I’ve been reading predictions for the last few episodes. Rather than send one or two messages at a time about each character pestering my diehard friends, I’ve… Read more “Game of Thrones Season 8 Character Predictions”
Episode 27 of Today I Learned – The Know Nothing Party
If you make the increasingly poor decision to stay current on American politics, surely you are heavy with the nausea-inducing state of the country. We don’t need… Read more “Episode 27 of Today I Learned – The Know Nothing Party”
The Bachelorette – Season 13
I got way too excited when I saw the cast for this season was released. And only four days before the premiere! So much to consider in… Read more “The Bachelorette – Season 13”
“Handsome People With An Ugly Personality are Real-Life Clickbait” (the Best Emo/Hardcore Song Titles)
I was an aggressive member of “the scene” in high school, which means I had an obnoxious opinion on every emo band, especially the ones I never… Read more ““Handsome People With An Ugly Personality are Real-Life Clickbait” (the Best Emo/Hardcore Song Titles)”
Alex Trebek’s Best Moments
Like all closeted nerds, I was devastated after seeing Alex Trebek was diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer. Cancer is a real motherfucker, especially when it’s affecting… Read more “Alex Trebek’s Best Moments”
“Heavy Metal Parking Lot”
In 1986, an intrepid group of local documentarians made a short video about a local Judas Priest concert. Why do you, an underemployed cubicle drone bored at… Read more ““Heavy Metal Parking Lot””
A Ranking of Global Titles and Honorifics
An ordered ranking of titles or honorifics I would like preceding my name. To be clear, I will accept any of them, and the ranking is more… Read more “A Ranking of Global Titles and Honorifics”
Rhetorical Devices in Hip Hop
The Greeks liked arguing. Like, even more than you could guess. So much so they developed terms for specific uses and strategies to make their point more… Read more “Rhetorical Devices in Hip Hop”
Arch Stanton's Ultracrepidarian 