Muppets have held an unassailable position in modern pop culture for far too long. Everyone fondly remembers watching them as kids regardless of when you were born… Read more “Muppets I’d Fight, Ranked”
Conspiracy Theories, Ranked
I love a conspiracy. I love the wild ones, the completely unsupported, the vast hypotheticals – it doesn’t matter. If you say you have a conspiracy theory,… Read more “Conspiracy Theories, Ranked”
Today I Learned – Quick Hits, Part 2
I keep a running list of things I think are 1. interesting, 2. warrant further investigation, and 3. would make a compelling article someone else may find… Read more “Today I Learned – Quick Hits, Part 2”
Today I Learned – Quick Hits!
I keep a list of interesting tidbits I pick up from being EXTREMELY ONLINE all day for later editions of this format that no one but myself… Read more “Today I Learned – Quick Hits!”
Perfect Songs, Part 1
When I was in eighth grade or so, burning CDs was the coolest shit on the planet. I burned SO MANY CDs, many of which I still… Read more “Perfect Songs, Part 1”
Your Favorite Band Sucks
Reading year-end reviews of the state of music and best albums of the year is always a delight – here we get to see everything I like… Read more “Your Favorite Band Sucks”
Worst Fictional Towns to Live In
Do you ever get the feeling of resentment for your current place of residence? Traffic sucks, or shitty grocery stores, or subpar transport, or that weird homeless… Read more “Worst Fictional Towns to Live In”
Which Figures from Metal Should You Fight?
Metal has this image where everyone involved is violent and tough and NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH, and this is bolstered by crushing riffs, growling vocals, black-colored… Read more “Which Figures from Metal Should You Fight?”
Teen Vogue Takes on Capitalism
Earlier this week I stumbled across a primer on “capitalism” by the beacon of critical economic journalism, the Wall Street Journal the Economist Teen Vogue! (https://www.teenvogue.com/story/what-capitalism-is) Yes,… Read more “Teen Vogue Takes on Capitalism”
Swords, Ranked
Straightforward – what swords should you purchase at the mall for your collection when you aren’t boycotting Star Wars or crying about journalistic ethics in video games.… Read more “Swords, Ranked”
Arch Stanton's Ultracrepidarian 