As you are well aware, El Presidente’s latest scandal involves his putting his Cheeto-dusted penis where it doesn’t belong a la Bill Clinton, our substitute-teacher President. Like… Read more “Which Stormy Daniels Films Has Donald Trump Watched?”
Spite Houses
You’ve heard stories about neighbors who have worn on each others’ nerves about whatever it is homeowners get mad at each other about – I’ll never know… Read more “Spite Houses”
Seventies’ Hairstyles: A Fictional History
I’m not even going to pretend I have a premise for this beyond I wanted you to look at these resplendent haircuts and an excuse to gush… Read more “Seventies’ Hairstyles: A Fictional History”
Problematic Christmas Songs
This being the year 2018 of our Lord Ronald Reagan, we all must be continuously outraged about everything. The best part is being unable to tell if… Read more “Problematic Christmas Songs”
Music Videos that Propelled Me Through Adolescence
A recent vacation featured a discussion of great music videos from the days of TRL, and since that’s a terribly bland conversation to have, it progressed to… Read more “Music Videos that Propelled Me Through Adolescence”
The Most Incomprehensible Features by Rappers in Pop Songs
Following a previous post that somehow featured two astonishingly bizarre feature tracks by respected hip hop artists on tracks to be featured on songs with music videos… Read more “The Most Incomprehensible Features by Rappers in Pop Songs”
Most Edible Star Wars Characters
PETA has a notorious billboard with a bunch of farm animals and pets in a row, asking where you draw the line between dinner and a pet?… Read more “Most Edible Star Wars Characters”
Megafauna, Ranked
Sometimes I have the urge to write, but I can’t find something that sounds compelling or interesting at the moment, or I have no desire to do… Read more “Megafauna, Ranked”
Mark Zuckerberg v. Congress
As I am sure you are aware, America’s vengeful nerd king faced off against a board of Senators who we were very pleased they were able to… Read more “Mark Zuckerberg v. Congress”
Kim Jong Il’s Titles, Ranked
Everyone knows North Korea’s leaders (Kim Il-song, Kim Jong-il and Kim Jong-un) have an array of unique titles, but they have more than you’d think. Like, WAY… Read more “Kim Jong Il’s Titles, Ranked”
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