One of my life’s biggest laments is that I am forced to trawl music blogs for good metal music. You see, none of my friends are cool… Read more “An Introduction to Metal”
In Which I Watch Vanderpump Rules for the First Time
A friend recently recommended the Bravo reality TV show “Vanderpump Rules.” Apparently, this show is a spin-off of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and focuses on… Read more “In Which I Watch Vanderpump Rules for the First Time”
Fictional Women I Have Had A Crush On
As a child raised on television and pop culture, unlike dear Disillusioned Dilettante who was raised by CNBC and folk tales of Reagan in his Hollywood days,… Read more “Fictional Women I Have Had A Crush On”
Controversial Opinions
The nine best Queens songs are better than the five best songs of any other band in history (“Bohemian Rhapsody”, “Save Me”, “Don’t Stop Me Now”, “Crazy… Read more “Controversial Opinions”
CIA Operations Ranked by Insanity
There is a surprising amount of publically available information on the Central Intelligence Agency’s past operations on Wikipedia! The basic premise of the organization as a whole… Read more “CIA Operations Ranked by Insanity”
Brave Citizens Clash Against the Bloated Bureaucracy
If you happened to have missed the latest edition of the New York Post, which as red-blooded patriots, I am sure you did in favor of a… Read more “Brave Citizens Clash Against the Bloated Bureaucracy”
Best Kanye Features
If you hadn’t noticed, everyone’s favorite Kanye, Kanye, has been Kanye-ing in the Kanye this Kanye. This post is not about that, because who really cares what… Read more “Best Kanye Features”
Famous Last Words
Jimi Hendrix – “The story of life is quicker than the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello and goodbye, until we meet again”:… Read more “Famous Last Words”
Attempted American Successions, Ranked
Civil War/War of Northern Aggression if you’re a fucking loser: Yadda yadda yadda – its the Civil War, you know about it already, and I’m not going… Read more “Attempted American Successions, Ranked”
Assembling the Worst Company Possible
While daydreaming at work, I was considering what could be the worst possible company to work for, but not just like the company itself – which figure… Read more “Assembling the Worst Company Possible”
Arch Stanton's Ultracrepidarian 